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Somebody Asked Me Who I Was

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Lyrics

Tuesday, half past six, we'd rewired the county gate

Every road in town runs through it, so I figured it was fate

Knocked on the first door, got "nobody by that name"

And I felt the whole place falling, and I reached for who to blame

Then Danny knocked next door and a voice said "who are you?"

No welcome and no hello, just a lock that held up true

A locked door means the house is standing, someone's home to turn you down

Don't tear up every road, son, for one wrong address in town

Same knock, the same blank answer, every time and right away

Trouble that steady isn't weather, it's what somebody told it to say

There's a hundred shades of no if you'll stand still and hear them through

So we read one sign at one crossroads, and it pointed nowhere true

Pull it all back and you lose what's working too

And you'll fear the wiring next time, every change you mean to do

A good clue ain't the answer, you still walk out and check the sign

But it shrinks the whole dark county down to one crooked line

Then Danny knocked next door and a voice said "who are you?"

No welcome and no hello, just a lock that held up true

A locked door means the house is standing, someone's home to turn you down

Don't tear up every road, son, for one wrong address in town

Somebody asked me who I was

Best news I heard all night

The band

The On-Call

alt-country

A weathered tenor, close-mic'd with a little rasp, telling it plainly. A specific person, a specific night and a lesson learned the expensive way - warm, and never preachy about it.

None of these bands are real. Each one is a fictional act with a fixed identity — genre, instrumentation, vocal, a way of writing — and a post is assigned to a band by a stable hash of its slug, so the same post always comes back as the same band. The music and the vocals are generated locally with ACE-Step; the lyrics are written to each band's brief. No musicians, no recordings, no one to credit.

Where the words came from

The lyrics were written from the post A 401 Is Better News Than It Sounds.

When an infrastructure change seems to break everything, an error that differs between services is evidence that shrinks the problem before you start fixing it.