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Polite Till Friday

The On-Call 3:29

Plays in the dock at the bottom of the page, so it keeps going while you read on.

Lyrics

verse

Two thumbs on the save button, Tuesday afternoon

She tapped it once, then twice, her signal fading out

The app said, "Let me check now, is Smith Co on the list?"

Both requests looked around the room and found that no one's there

So both walked in and sat right down

chorus

A kind word at the front door ain't a lock

It's just a hello, it's just a knock

If the rule's gonna hold when the night gets wild

Let the cellar do the saying, let the cellar keep the key

Polite is fine, but strict is free

verse

I used to trim and shout the name inside the search

SMITH CO, little spaces, shuffled every time

The index couldn't find it, had to walk through every door

So I wrote it down the way it's meant, clean and plain and true

Now the lookup knows just where to look

bridge

The old ones had to go, and somebody had to choose

Keep the one that's living, keep the oldest, lose the rest

It's cheapest now, before the doors swing wide

chorus

A kind word at the front door ain't a lock

It's just a hello, it's just a knock

Let the cellar do the saying, let the cellar keep the key

Polite is fine, but strict is free

outro

Keep the friendly question at the door

Let the cellar guard the floor

Hush now... it's already there

The band

The On-Call

alt-country

A weathered tenor, close-mic'd with a little rasp, telling it plainly. A specific person, a specific night and a lesson learned the expensive way - warm, and never preachy about it.

None of these bands are real. Each one is a fictional act with a fixed identity — genre, instrumentation, vocal, a way of writing — and a post is assigned to a band by a stable hash of its slug, so the same post always comes back as the same band. The music and the vocals are generated locally with ACE-Step; the lyrics are written to each band's brief. No musicians, no recordings, no one to credit.

Where the words came from

The lyrics were written from the post A Duplicate Check Is A Courtesy, Not A Rule.

An application-level duplicate check gives users a friendly message, but only a unique index built on stored, normalised values actually guarantees there are no duplicates, and it keeps the lookup fast as well.

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