A Fever's Just a Fever
Plays in the dock at the bottom of the page, so it keeps going while you read on.
Lyrics
First call came from down the coast, a nurse halfway through her round,
The far end never answered, so we drew a ring around her town.
But a map of who complained is just a map of who was sore,
Not where the thing was broken, just who knocked upon the door.
A fever's just a fever, it won't tell you why,
One name on every screen can hide a different lie.
Don't bundle up your troubles just 'cause they share a name,
One sound, a lot of reasons, no two break the same.
Then the ledger that don't wait for calls showed it state to state,
One fella scrolled back through his week, it'd been there since the eighth.
The test rig coughed it every night, my partner said, "Hold on,
Same cough ain't one disease. Keep 'em apart till we know they're one."
A fever's just a fever, it won't tell you why,
One name on every screen can hide a different lie.
Don't bundle up your troubles just 'cause they share a name,
One sound, a lot of reasons, no two break the same.
Back in May it broke on cue, then one morning it just quit,
Nobody touched a thing. Quiet ain't the same as fixed.
I spent the one night it would talk just begging it be still,
Should've written every word down. Now it's out there, waiting still.
Thanked the ones who called it in, told 'em, "Not yet, but we'll find out."
A fever's just a fever.
I don't know why. Not yet.
The band
The On-Call
A weathered tenor, close-mic'd with a little rasp, telling it plainly. A specific person, a specific night and a lesson learned the expensive way - warm, and never preachy about it.
None of these bands are real. Each one is a fictional act with a fixed identity — genre, instrumentation, vocal, a way of writing — and a post is assigned to a band by a stable hash of its slug, so the same post always comes back as the same band. The music and the vocals are generated locally with ACE-Step; the lyrics are written to each band's brief. No musicians, no recordings, no one to credit.
Where the words came from
The lyrics were written from the post A Status Code Is A Symptom Not A Diagnosis.
Grouping failures by their error code makes a dashboard tidy and a diagnosis worse, because one code can hide several unrelated causes.
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